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Mattress Surfing

Expectation:

Reality:

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When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you tell them to get you your favorite thing to eat

chuckysbride:

You can’t wait for them to get home

and you wait nd wait like

then they get home and you’re like

& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for

& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like

”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”

& they’re like

“Ohh shoot! i forgot! next time honey”

& you’re just like

i feel like this happens everytime